he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed