As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call