I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…