The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick