(2014)
if I could add my drawings to the pieces they would make much more sense in this piece for example his windows are painted making it more humorous
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes