The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry