(2014)
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
