Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…