(2014)
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
