(2014)
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance