I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name