(2014)
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
