(2014)
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
