(2014)
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
