He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…