I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call