(2014)
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
