(2014)
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars