(2014)
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner