(2014)
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him