(2014)
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice