Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…