There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean