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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo
Thered be no limit to where we would go
We’d go beyond where boats would row
We’d escape the chilling winter snow
It would be full of lights to put on a show
We have no clue how to build it though

(2014)

#Funny #Short #UFOBuilding

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