(2014)
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide