I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers