(2014)
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars