I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick