(2014)
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together