(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old