(2014)
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
