You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
