You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail