(2014)
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
