(2014)
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
