I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick