Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…