(2014)
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
