The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing