My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose