A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg