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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Solomon grumpy

Solomon grumpy
Born on a Monday
Woke early on Tuesday
Stayed up until Wednesday
Drove angry on Thursday
Was ticketed Friday
Went to court on Saturday
Slapped a judge on Sunday
And that was the end of Solomon grumpy

(2014)

For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme

#Funny #GrundySolomonShort

Otras obras de Tyler Steven Clark...
The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Fun house mirror

Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
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The feared beard

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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A tip of the hat

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
The sand ruler

The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
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A retiring hero

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
supersticious jogger

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
The lake monster

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
A colored mess

His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
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Mean Jean

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Without a Parachute

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Phone number

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
The thief

I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
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