(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”