Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars