(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking