when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret