The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in