I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide