Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite