(2014)
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…