There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there