(2014)
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me