I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too