(2014)
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
