(2014)
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
