There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick