Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man