I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do